Forget it

For our anniversary, my fiance purchased me a Minah bird.

I didn’t believe that you could teach a bird to talk, although he had already acquired a small vocabulary before we got him. He was used to yelling, ‘Get Out!’ whenever someone came in the house. He would shout, ‘It’s that woman!’ if he heard a woman’s voice. I thought it would be fun to teach him other phrases. Within two years, he was saying nice day to me plus my fiance, plus calling us by name. When I got him to say Nevermore, I thought it was cute. Unfortunately, the only time he would say Nevermore, was when the Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation was at the house. I found this out when the Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation came to discuss installing a new air conditioning unit. All of us started getting into the pricing according to efficiency plus tonnage, plus Bill yelled Nevermore to the Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation. Whenever money was mentioned, Billy yelled Nevermore. The Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation laughed plus said we had a pretty smart bird, however my fiance wasn’t laughing. He told me that if the bird said Nevermore one more time, he was going to be tomorrow’s supper. He whistled plus said nevermore again, however this time he meant it. He didn’t say it again while the Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation was discussing pricing with us. Two days later, billy got out the window. The Heating plus Air Conditioning corporation was knocking on our door, plus he asked if we lost something. He said he knew the bird was ours, because he sat on his maintenance van yelling nevermore.

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