What if lava wanted A/C?

Sporadically you just want to ask the questions that people are thinking however no a single wants to talk about it… I am the guy who brings up different topics to get through a workday because our job can be particularly boring, then my job consists of checks and balances for 8 hour days, 40 hours a week, however the best section is that I have weekends off however still it gets exhausting, and so recently a volcano erupted and it caused some chaos for some! From the reports, there were no deaths so that is the best news.

So the thing I asked a couple of colleagues about the lava… Like does anyone adore the lava’s feelings? Do you guess it is weary of being locked up in a volcano so it needs to erupt? It just needs air possibly? What if lava just wants central A/C to keep itself cool and it will not unleash its fury on us? I can see some problems appreciate what if the central A/C goes down, who is the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C serviceman that will go in and do repairs? Will the lava have a iphone number to call the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company? I mean the telephone would melt so there would be no way for the lave to make a iphone call to have an Heating, Ventilation, and A/C repairman come in.

They’ll never survive! I am ecstatic no a single died however maybe if both of us worked on the lava before it erupted then all the people would be safe, but before both of us get a little lost this is just a fun topic so please do not guess I am crazy.

 

What if lava wanted A/C?