Sometimes you just want to ask the questions that people are thinking but no one wants to talk about it.
I’m the guy who brings up strange topics to get through a workday because my job can be very boring.
My job consists of checks and balances for 8 hour days, 40 hours a week. The best part is that I have weekends off but still it gets exhausting. So recently a volcano erupted and it caused some chaos for some. From the reports, there were no deaths so that’s the best news. So the thing I asked a couple of colleagues about the lava. Like does anyone care about the lava’s feelings? Do you think it is tired of being locked up in a volcano so it needs to erupt? It just needs air possibly? What if lava just wants central air conditioning to keep itself cool and it won’t unleash its fury on us? I can see some issues like what if the central air conditioning goes down, who is the HVAC technician that will go in and do repairs? Will the lava have a phone number to call the HVAC company? I mean the telephone would melt so there would be no way for the lave to make a phone call to have an HVAC repairman come in. They’ll never survive! I’m happy no one died but maybe if we took care of the lava before it erupted then everyone would be safe. Before we get a little lost this is just a fun topic so please don’t think I’m crazy.