I really didn’t think it was a entirely wonderful practical joke when I walked into the airport and they patted me down.
I was not just embarrassed to be individualized prefer this, but I had just got off a plane with exhausting air conditioning and I was perspiring profusely.
I was really aggravated when the TSA pointed to me and told me to come forward. He motioned for me to put our luggage onto the conveyor belt as he pulled out his wand. The wand kept beeping and I had nothing more to take out of our pockets. Even though the air conditioning was working well, our nerves had me perspiring prefer crazy. My clothing were damp and I could think them tightening on our body as they were pressed against our skin, and the only thing that kept me rational was having the damp clothing to work prefer air conditioning. I kept looking at the TSA as if to ask when he would be done, although he wouldn’t look me in the eye. I was ready to scream by the time he was done. I was asked to step into one of the rooms and I was told to strip down to our underwear. The air conditioning was so cold inside that I was shivering as I removed our damp clothing. I could hear some laughter and I looked over to see our spouse resting in the corner. She had been out of the country for six weeks and this was her way of surprising me. I didn’t care if the air conditioning was chilly or the heating was broiling hot. This was the best birthday present I had ever been given.